ris: dude, hugh laurie was an anthropology major at cambridge.
Merely: oh man
Merely: i didn't know it was possible to love him any more than i already do
Merely: and yet, i find my heart grows in spite of itself
ris: isnt that awesome
ris: the episode last week
ris: made me want to have sex with house
Merely: the autistic kid?
Merely: what episode HASN'T made me want to have sex with him?
Merely: him and cameron? i shouldn't like them together...but i do
Merely: is it wrong to be watching daniel radcliffe videos on youtube?
Merely: i feel so dirty
ris: oh man
ris: he's almost legal
ris: and worth going to jail for in the meantime
Merely: WHY IS HE SO CUTE
ris: its the accent
ris: just like hugh laurie
Merely: yeah, it totally is
ris: who would you choose, hugh laurie or daniel radcliffe?
Merely: hugh laurie
Merely: no wait
Merely: don't make me choose!
ris: i would choose hugh
ris: so you can have daniel
Merely: i dont know i'm conflicted
ris: see here's my reason
ris: hugh has probably had more experience than daniel
Merely: mm truuue
ris: and if im going to sleep with either of them, there's going to be high expectations
ris: i dont want those expectations to come crashing down around my ankles when he prematurely ejaculates or something
Merely: but, if you slept with hugh laurie, you'd just be one in a line of many, so he'd probablly forget you very quickly. daniel radcliffe,however, will treasure those memories forever
ris: hugh laurie wouldn't forget ME
ris: im memorable, baby
ris: and you know what
ris: if we had awesome sex all night, and it was everything i hoped it to be, as long as i had the memory, hugh laurie can forget all he wants
Merely: yeahhh, thats true
Merely: i think there could be something adorable about daniel radcliff in bed
Merely: like, he'd try REALLY hard
ris: yeah but, from experience, trying really hard doesn't always equal really good, mostly it just equals a jackrabbit imitation
Merely: oh yikes