Caffeine Nation

I'm trying to give up caffeine again, for reals. It has been a heroic effort, spanning one day, and I'm seriously flagging. My head HURTS. It is HOT out. And SUNNY. The atmospheric pressure must be at least uhhh 100, if that is high. If that is not high, well, pick a number that IS really high for atmospheric pressure and be assured that it is nearing that in Austin, TX. Also? There is a drum circle right outside our office window and they have been banging and carrying on for about 45 minutes so far, with no sign of letting up any time soon. A DRUM CIRCLE. Stupid Austin. Forget world peace, all I want right now is an ice cold vial of liquid caffeine that I can inject straight into my arm so that my head ceases to feel like it could implode at any minute. I'm going to stop complaining and go enjoy my caffeine free Fresca now. Happy Wednesday.